is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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