After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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