he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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