I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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