Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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