You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
