think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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