windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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