Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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