I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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