I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said her name was "party"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
