Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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