just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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