All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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