I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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