Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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