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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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