wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
The air taste purple.
Randomize
