i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Randomize
