normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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