I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
