I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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