6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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