for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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