Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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