Little spoons don't ask big questions
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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