The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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