i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
is it fun? or sober?
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