hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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