We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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