oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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