Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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