How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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