The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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