So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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