OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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