She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
worst night to have a conscience
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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