Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There's always time for handjobs
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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