Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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