Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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