What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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