Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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