we're blogging at a bar
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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