You're so nebulous sometimes
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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