marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You just made me feel so damn special
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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