So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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