I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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