dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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