those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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