Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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