yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
